Wedding in Lemnos

Sal my hunky greek friend called from his house in Lemnos where he is living for the summer. He said a wedding was taking place next door and the groom and grooms men are shooting off guns in the air in celebration. His mom is always hoping he may not be not gay anylonger, so she turns to him and says "imagine the celebration we would have if you were to get married on this island". He turned to his mom and said the whole island would be shooting off Ak-47s and Bazookas if I were to get married. That gave us both a hearty laugh.
The guy getting married looks like a cricket according to my friend and his wife is no prize at 350lbs. We both at the same time imagined them doing the nasty (more laughs) I miss sal.....